Ventajas
• 🚀 Toxicity! • 🌞 Politics! • ✨ Chaos! • 🦄 Being lead by the blind, the petulant, and the arrogant! • 🌟 Huge egos without justification! • 🫶🏻 Low morale! • 💪 Fear based culture! • 🌈 World class turnover! • 🌞 Realizing within two weeks you’ve made a grave mistake! • 🙌🏻 Trauma bonding with your peers! • 🎉 Offline conversations with colleagues to compare notes on exit plans! • 🌟 Knowing everyone you respect is actively interviewing! • 🦄 Performative self-aggrandizement! • 💎 Sleazy sales tactics! • 🌞 Selling snake oil! • ✨ Pathological narcissism! • 🎊 Public shaming! • 🌈 Negative professional growth! • 🌞 Icy, awkward, tense, and unnerving office environments (think staging an intervention for a loved one @ rock bottom; same vibe !”) • 🚀 Astronomically unrealistic expectations! • 🌟 Smoke and mirrors! • ✨ Gaslighting! • 🌞 Buzzwords! • 🐍 Snakes & ruthless backstabbing! • ⚔️ Reenacting game of thrones! • 🌈 Tone deaf, phony, desperate, and cringe attempts to “inspire”! • 🎉 Quarterly purges! • 🫶🏻 Nepotism! • 🌟 Zero investment, training, or enablement! • ✨ Dismissive, disrespectful, and clueless management! • 🌞 Feeling embarrassed by association! • 🚤 Submarines (inverse of “rocket ship”! • 🌈 All of elon musks worst qualities, without the burden of any prospective success or financial upside! • 🖤 Amorality! • 🤡 Clown cars! • ✨ Leadership devoid of self awareness, accountability, coherent strategy, EQ, or talent! • 🎯 Missing quota! • 💪 All sticks, no carrots! • 🎪 Circuses! • 🌞 Going to sleep at night knowing your work doesn’t matter! • 🥤 Cool-aid drinking sycophants! • 💪 “Grind culture”! • 🌟 Zero recognition for good work! • 🌈 Intolerance for “stupid questions” or earnest attempts to learn and improve • 🫶🏻 Job insecurity! • ✨ The opposite of talent density! • 🌞 The best reps quitting despite having no job lined up! 🥁🥁🥁And THAT’s just the beginning.🔥🔥🔥 🚨🚨🚨If you’d like access to my ELITE guide to with full breakdowns of every perk, upside, and downright AWESOME reason this is THE ULTIMATE place to work in 2025, comment “DUMPSTER FIRE” below and I’ll send you the 30,000 page PDF in your DMs — FREE! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Desventajas
honestly, none to speak of…