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A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

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28

The penguin says "Stop asking stupid interview questions"

Ben en

27

He's a Linux consultant (either Mexican or returning from a Mexican vacation) and is going to ask for directions and access to the server rooms so he can get to work.

Jack en

20

Complaining about global warming.?!

Mil en

11

Well, this the last time I'll use the Apple Maps program . . .

Susan en

11

Necesito un poco de hielo por favor

Tim en

9

"Those seals really know how to party!"

Ha en

11

Did your secretary slip something into my coffee?

Jay en

9

Buenos Dios amigos. Do you have any ice?

robert en

9

Hi, my name is Tux and I'm here to take over your IT department.

Joe en

33

I was obviously thrown off by the question and felt it was irrelevant. I answered with, "Where's the sun screen?"

Anónimo en

7

I would ask the interviewer: "An African or European penguin?"

JS en

4

"Got Ice"

Gary en

7

i guess I dont speak penguin to really understand what it said.

Drj en

4

Salsa really doesn't go well with herring.

yuli en

5

He says: Most people will not answer both questions. And he is here because you brought him with your imagination, please take him back to his home and lets start the real interview.

ektormelendez en

4

So, you don't do drug testing here, huh?

KMR en

3

"Trick or Treat"

Me en

2

Location must be at the tip of Argentina or Chile, unless the penguin got stuck on a floating iceberg in which case he could be coming ashore nearly anyplace. Theoretically.

EdHP en

2

How is my outfit ?

Jyothsna en

3

He asked "is it 5'oclock yet?". He is here because he's the company's mascot and has been specially trained to make frozen margaritas in the walk-in freezer.

Anónimo en

6

"Am I South of the Border yet?" The penguin was obviously travelling back home to the South Pole and, thinking he already reached Mexico, wore the sombrero to blend in.

James P Regan, CPA MIS en

6

He wouldn't say anything. He is a penguin. Probably there because he's a party favor that got loose and waddled in. It is also awesome.

DTB en

7

@PK - not necessarily. Did you ever witness a deboarding of a plane from Cancun or any other vacation destination during spring break? There are quite a few college kids, who I'm sure continued their party on the plane, getting off wearing those gaudy souvenir sombreros. You would actually implicate yourself by assuming that.

ken en

2

He's obviously flown in from Mexico for the job interview. "I hear you are an equal opportunity employer?" he says delightedly, "I'm not so good with heights but I make wonderful margueritas"

Trudy en

4

Penguin: "Holy crap! Vegas is amazing! Hookers, gambling, drinking games AND job interviews!"

Alex Marshall en

1

"Excuse me — I was told the dress was business casual. Anyway, I'm here to tell you about the great benefits package we offer."

jake3_14 en

1

"I knew I should have made that left turn at Albequerque!"

Brad en

1

There is an upside even in global warming: margaritas y chiquitas. Hola!

Paul Tudor Oprea en

1

What does he say? "does this suit make my hat look too big?" Why is he here? "he desired some constructive criticism"

KS in NYC en

1

Clark Construction can you build me an insulated igloo with air conditioning. I just moved to Mexico and it is too damned hot.

bware en

2

Penguin says: The Batman is annoying *Batman saves the world from being penguin-ated*

sid en

1

penguin doesnt speak

neha j en

1

You're hired.

Vic en

1

I don't friggin care what the penguin says. I just found a talking penguin. I'm rich!

R Pilli en

1

The penguin says: "Hey, have any of you guys seen my brother?" Then I say: "I don't know - what's he look like?"

Mongo only pawn en

1

Sorry, I told him to wait in the van.

John en

17

Here's a useful answer: The use of the term Sombrero implies a particular ethnicity or nationality therefore to answer the question might violate HR compliance with federal and state law.

PK en

3

"Perdone, ¿dónde está el baño?"

J. Acklin en

3

He would ask "Wha-a-at a-are yo-o-u smo-o-oking?" ;)

Igor en

1

"You are hired, and no more questions for the day"

Anónimo en

1

He's your power animal, you brought him here. He only said one word..."slide!" He's fight clubbing himself...we got a fight clubber!

Dawn en

0

Hi, dudes! You have drunk a lot of kefir yesterday. (a voice could be bass)

Evgeniy en

0

Sharp healthcare

Anónimo en

0

"Where's my fish taco?"

Phil T. Sanchez en

0

“It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around”

Billy Madison en

0

Penguins can't speak in a language I can understand. But if it could speak english, the penguin would probably say "That was one hell of a party the HR department had last night, am I late?"

Mike en

0

The penguin would say "don't be afraid that I can walk through doors. Here, put this sombrero on. You're hired."

Chloe en

2

it's me the thing you have feared all your life... this is not a dream I am real

Jean d'Arc en

1

In the 3rd answer, PK indicated that " the question might violate HR compliance with federal and state law." I don't know about that, but it got me thinking about the motivation for the question - and here's my guess. It is quite possible that they are asking the question to find out if you might stereotype Mexicans - and stereotyping probably means that you are prejudiced - which in turn - means that you will not likely work well on a construction job site.

Dennis en

2

He says, "I'm here to do the cha cha, and I'm here to take your money." If a fantasy-type question is asked, I'm allowed a fantasy-type answer, correct?

Shane en

2

Business on bottom (tux) and all party on top.

Tom en

1

oh, sorry to bother you, do you know where i can find the mexican themed black-tie event that's going on somewhere around here?

sean en

0

"Hola, soy Nieves. Necesito regresar al Polo Sur. Puedes ayudame?"

Toni en

0

Do you have the time? I think I'm late for my movie.

Anónimo en

0

You're hired

Anónimo en

1

Does it really matters?????? Whatever the penguin says, we are not going to understand a bit.

Swati en

0

"Kill me"

Evan en

0

penguin wants to be the first to congratulate me on my selection

shoaib en

0

"Is this club pinguin ? how do I get back".... clubpenguin.com

Dani Din en

1

Having put 12 years in a Catholic School, I was surrounded by Penguin's on a daily basis. Our Spanish teacher was the only one who would have worn a sombrero, but I don't think that she was a he/she. Classmate Sue, on the other hand, could get me to salute on a daily basis. If she walked in wearing a sombrero and holding a pinata, I would salute that too. Humor and Reality. Feed the interviewer something like this, and you could be a Supervisor. Just say it with a straight face.

Raven en

1

oops, i entered into a wrong room. you can carry on.

sam en

1

Buenos dias. I need to build an Igloo. Am I in the right place?

sanoj en

1

He (the penguin) indicates that I've fallen asleep and I'm having a strange dream in which I'm being asked stupid interview questions by a pretentious HR person who is trying to look clever.

Jon Mark en

1

If the penguin is walking into the room where the interview is taking place one could assume he was the CEO if he has the audacity to wear a sombrero. Therefore, I imagine he would say upon seeing my smiling face, "Hire this man immediately and double - no, triple his salary!

Jim B. en

0

"You know, if you wanted your candidate to wear a tux, there are far cheaper ways of getting the point across."

jason en

0

Adios! See you next week when I'm back from vacation in Mexico.

Anónimo en

0

"i quit"

Anónimo en

0

"Someone here drank WAY too much last night"

Mr Hallucination en

0

I may look different to you but I am 100% capable of completing my job duties.

Anónimo en

0

penguin said that outside temperatures are high and so that he was here in the room which had air condition.

naveen varada en

0

"Where the tequila?" - he's obviously on vacation!

Anónimo en

1

"Hola!" He is a lost and stranded sound engineer for a Def Leppard reunion tour looking for an inexpensive Sony multichannel digital tape recorder.

jwo en

0

"Hola!" He is a lost and stranded sound engineer for a Def Leppard reunion tour looking for an inexpensive Sony multichannel digital tape recorder.

jwo en

0

Penguins don't talk, but his or her body language communicates confidence in this company. I'd guess the costumed penguin is here for some promotion... speaking of promotions...

Charles.. .. en

2

I assume he is there to steal my Bud Ice, and probably is singing "Do-be do-be do". The sombrero is irrelevant.

Allison en

0

I'll be back :-)

Minerva en

0

I am not aware yet of why he's here . He has not told me yet.He says "hello" and I say "hello madamoiselle".

Bianca en

0

Just to waddle in and show off his new hat

Carla Stanfield en

0

I had a silly woman asked me during an interview who is my favorite super hero and why... I wanted to answer her question truthfully and get up and leave. What a moran? No brain.

anonymous, Atlanta en

0

Have you accepted the Lord Jesus into your heart?

anon en

0

Good evening, I am here to keep forward with the interview, are you ready? By the way you will need a sombrero.

Sandy en

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